JAMES'
WORLD

James enters a completely sensible economy built around stealing bizarre internet creatures from other people. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Make the basket, build a streak, and immediately act like the shot was planned even when it bounced around like a shopping cart wheel.

A peaceful herd of sheep has apparently rejected peace. Bounce, charge, survive, and try not to explode into the scenery.

See ramp. Hit ramp. Fly through the air. Land sideways. Explain confidently that the sideways part was intentional.

Run, jump, swing, miss the platform by one pixel, accuse the game of cheating, then instantly try again.

For the part of James’ brain that sees a perfectly normal landscape and asks why absolutely everything is not made of cubes.

James is the pilot now. Please fasten your seatbelt and avoid asking who approved this arrangement.

Launch, rotate, locate the ground again, and attempt to convince everyone the landing was exactly where you wanted it.